‘I like it’

‘I look like 16 without a beard. also, I think that having a beard makes my face look squarer’

‘I grew it for charity. I’ll shave tomorrow’

– why do you grow a beard?
– I’ve always had one.

‘I’m lazy’

‘I’ve had a beard for 30 years. I guess I’m just lazy’

‘I hate shaving everyday. and beards are awesome!’

‘I’ve had a beard since I was 16, 17. every time I shaved I thought I looked weird, so I decided to keep it. plus, I think my girlfriend is with me because of the beard’