‘I’ve been growing a beard for 14 years. to shave is a waste of time’
‘you should consider having sex with a bearded man’ – Nathaniel Beard (The Beards)
(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs)
‘had a girl, she asked me to trim back my face hair. but nobody ever tells me to shave, so I dumped her’ – Johann Beardraven (The Beards)
(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs)
‘cos if your dad doesn’t have a beard you’ve got two mums’ – Facey McStubblington (The Beards)
(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs)
‘there’s a name for it and it’s called beard love’ – John Beardman Jr (The Beards)
(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs. 😛 )