‘I started growing my beard 2 years ago. it was just because I couldn’t grow my hair. well… I still can’t’
‘I like to play with my beard’
– why do you grow a goatee?
‘I can’t grow a proper beard’
‘I used to have a mustache’
‘my skin gets dry in the winter’
‘I used to have a goatee, but my girlfriend asked me to grow a full beard’
‘I used to have a full beard, but then I turned it into a mustache for Movember and decided to keep the mix of goatee and sideburns’