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‘I grew a beard and then Liverpool started winning all the matches. so I just kept it’

‘I was thinking of shaving tomorrow’

‘cos if your dad doesn’t have a beard you’ve got two mums’ – Facey McStubblington (The Beards)

(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs)

‘it’s manly’

– why do you grow a beard?
– for no reason.

every single year, since 2009, he wears this green suit on Paddy’s Day – it is also his birthday.
ah! and he grows a beard to keep himself warm

– why do you grow a beard?
– ’cause I can.

‘there’s no reason to not grow a beard’

– why not?