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– why do you grow a beard?
– ’cause I can.

‘it keeps me warm’

‘every guy should have a beard’

‘I used to have a goatee, but my girlfriend asked me to grow a full beard’

‘I grew a beard and then Liverpool started winning all the matches. so I just kept it’

‘I’m too lazy to shave’

‘I was thinking of shaving tomorrow’

‘you should consider having sex with a bearded man’ – Nathaniel Beard (The Beards)

(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs)

‘had a girl, she asked me to trim back my face hair. but nobody ever tells me to shave, so I dumped her’ – Johann Beardraven (The Beards)

(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs)

‘cos if your dad doesn’t have a beard you’ve got two mums’ – Facey McStubblington (The Beards)

(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs)