‘I used to have sideburns, but I didn’t like it. so I had a goatee. didn’t like it. after I had a moustache. didn’t like it. then I traveled for years and stopped shaving. finally, I like my beard’
‘I had a debt with my girlfriend. she got a piercing on her tongue, so I was suppose to grow my beard. I’ve been doing this for one year and now, that is cold, I’ll keep it’