blond beard |

‘I’m lazy’

‘one day my boss called me into his office and asked me: ‘what is your intention with this beard?’. after that, I’ve never shaved again’

‘I started growing my beard 2 years ago. it was just because I couldn’t grow my hair. well… I still can’t’

‘I don’t want to be part of any hipster groups. I just let my beard grow cause I like it’

‘it just grows on my face’

‘I don’t have any hair on my head, so I decided to grow a beard’

‘my beard used to be bigger, but I had to shave it because of a job’

– can I take a picture of your beard?
– of course. should I hold my dog?

‘it’s manly’

‘it’s cold outside’