even Gandalf would be jealous
‘I’ve been growing a beard for 14 years. to shave is a waste of time’
– why do you have a goatee?
– I don’t know.
‘it just grows on my face’
‘I’m lazy’
‘I’m lazy. I hate shaving’
‘I grew it for charity. I’ll shave tomorrow’
– why do you grow a beard?
– I’ve always had one.
‘I used to have a mustache’
‘I’m lazy’
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