‘I went to Europe last august and spent 7 days cycling – from Amsterdam to Paris. in that time I stopped shaving and it’s now been 2 months. I’m waiting for ‘movember’, so I can leave just my mustache’
– do you speak english?
– a little bit.
– could I take a picture of your mustache?
– oui, oui.
– could I post your picture on the internet?
– oui, oui.