– why do you grow a goatee?
‘I can’t grow a proper beard’
– why do you have a goatee?
– I don’t know.
‘I used to have a mustache’
‘my skin gets dry in the winter’
‘I used to have a full beard, but then I turned it into a mustache for Movember and decided to keep the mix of goatee and sideburns’
he was walking past my building when I stopped him to talk about the blog.
‘this is really weird’, he said
I asked him why he has a goatee. 5 minutes later he told me: ‘I still don’t know’