‘I can’t grow a proper beard’
– why do you grow a beard?
– ’cause I’m lazy and my girlfriend likes it.
‘I look like 16 without a beard. also, I think that having a beard makes my face look squarer’
‘I grow a beard because it shows who I am, what I believe in. I could just shave and hang out with people who don’t have anything to do with me or my ideals. but, instead, I chose to keep growing my beard’
even Gandalf would be jealous
‘I’ve been growing a beard for 14 years. to shave is a waste of time’
– why do you have a goatee?
– I don’t know.