– why do you have sideburns?
– why not?
Monthly Archives: April 2014
‘I’m too lazy to shave’
‘I’m lazy’
‘I was thinking of shaving tomorrow’
‘I like it’
‘I had to be completely cleanly shaved in my last job. when I got a new job I grew my beard again’
‘I don’t have any hair on my head, so I decided to grow a beard’
‘you should consider having sex with a bearded man’ – Nathaniel Beard (The Beards)
(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs)
‘had a girl, she asked me to trim back my face hair. but nobody ever tells me to shave, so I dumped her’ – Johann Beardraven (The Beards)
(I couldn’t get his quote, so I picked a phrase from one of their songs)
boysandbeards.com 